BECAUSE I’M WATCHING/reduced eBook prices and in paperback!
- Today! BECAUSE I’M WATCHING is out in paperback/reduced eBook prices!
- Video with books, my dog and a laundry basket.
June 26, 2017
In this newsletter:
Jacob was using Maddie’s razor to shave when, without fanfare, the door opened. He swung around, ready to kill whoever stood there.
It was Maddie. She held an arm full of clothes.
He was naked.
If she cared, she didn’t show it. She put the clothes on the hamper. “After the cops left, I went to your house and found you something to wear. You have good clothes in the closet, and you were wearing … these.” With two fingers, she picked up his pants, his underwear, his t-shirt. “I’ll take these to the garbage. You’re a pig.”
“You sound like my mother.”
“That’s because we both have vaginas. People with vaginas are smarter than people with penises. If we weren’t, we’d live like pigs, too.”
His penis apparently heard its name mentioned and took this inopportune moment to remember she had a nice ass.
He turned back to the sink.
“Wow, you’re skinny.”
He glanced at her.
She was looking at his face. “Shaving makes you look even more like a concentration camp survivor. You should eat something.”
For whatever reason, his penis found that exciting, too.
So much for his comforting theory that he was impotent.
He leaned against the cold porcelain sink. That knocked back his erection.
Damn Madeline Hewitson. Like he didn’t have enough trouble already. Horniness: God’s gift for caring whether Maddie walked off a cliff.
If you’ve been waiting for BECAUSE I’M WATCHING to come out in paperback and with reduced eBook prices, your wait is over! It’s out now and contains a two-chapter bonus read for the next book, THE WOMAN WHO COULDN’T SCREAM!
When I got the box of paperbacks, I grabbed my phone and took a quick video to show you the beautiful package with the handprint on the cover. I need to take time to stage my videos a little better; Ritter was obviously bored and there’s a laundry basket in the background, proving I do laundry, I just don’t fold laundry.
Until next time, may you enjoy many long and quiet reading hours!
New York Times bestselling author of
The acclaimed Virtue Falls series:
#1 THE LISTENER: A short story
#2 VIRTUE FALLS: Full-Length Thriller
#3 THE RELATIVES: A short story
#4 OBSESSION FALLS: Full-Length Thriller
#5 LOVE NEVER DIES: A short story
#6 BECAUSE I’M WATCHING: Full-Length Thriller with two bonus chapters from:
#7 THE WOMAN WHO COULDN’T SCREAM, Full-Length Thriller, coming September 5!
Everyone gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.” — Gertrude Stein (she wrote this before the internet, but it is so true!)