Worst Mother’s Day ad *ever*

  • Jayne Ann Krentz has a fabulous audiobook sale! And so do I!
  • Three fabulous eBook sales!
  • TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN book tour is shaping up!
  • For you, my darling newsletter friend: TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN arc contest! (newsletter subscribers only)

I would like to nominate this Whole Foods Mother’s Day ad as the worst ever.

Whole Foods ad for Mother's Day chicken

“Here, Mom, I bought you a piece of raw chicken so you can make me dinner.”

In all fairness, further down the email there was cake and catering platters, but who in their right mind put this at the top?

Oh. Someone who’s not a mother. 🙄

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Two Fabulous Audiobook Deals

Jayne Ann Krentz has an $4.99 audiobook on Chirp, her romantic suspense, SECRET SISTERS! What a great deal!

ALSO

My Romeo and Juliet are alive and their oldest daughter is a funny sleuth in Shakespeare’s Verona, A DAUGHTER OF FAIR VERONA, is $4.99 in audiobook.

Audiobook deal on Chirp

If you have a mother who crafts or has a commute or loves audiobooks, these would be great gifts. She can listen while she crafts, drives, cooks.

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Three Fabulous eBook sales!

Romantic suspense
TROUBLE IN HIGH HEELS $1.99
FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW 99 cents (Kindle only)

Historical Romance
THE PRINCE KIDNAPS A BRIDE $1.99

Click to read excerpts on my website and get buy links. As always with eBook discounts, I have no idea how long these sales will last.

Audiobooks and eBooks are also better than raw chicken.

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TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN Book Tour stops so far…

I’ll be autographing, discussing, answering questions, and getting photos with you as I go on the TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN booktour! Check out the following confirmed dates at these locations:

Saturday, June 27, 2pm
Poisoned Pen Bookstore, Scottdale AZ (with Jayne Ann Krentz who’ll be signing her brand-new dust bunny hardcover.) Pre-order autographed copies of TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN and ENTER THE NIGHTMARE here. They ship!

Monday June 29, 7pm
Poppy Books & Gifts, Spanish Fork, UT

Tuesday June 30, 6:30pm
Murder by the Book, Houston TX
Pre-order TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN here. They ship!

After a break for Independence Day, things get fuzzier, but so far this location is confirmed:

Thursday July 9, 6 PM
Grand Gesture Books, Portland, OR

The following autographings are not positively settled, but it looks as if there’ll be a Seattle area signing, one in San Diego, and one in Pleasanton, California.

next to wooden bear statue at autographing
Meeting a reader in a bookstore is always a thrill! 😉

That’s a great tour for TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN and me, and we hope to meet you at one of the signings!

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TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN arc contest!

Look at this TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN advanced reading copy! Look at the inside cover and the back cover. Isn’t it beautiful? Do you lust after one?

collage of book cover and interior art

 

The TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN arc can be yours, personalized to you from me. You’ve already done the first two, all important steps: you’ve joined my newsletter and you’re reading this letter.

Now all you have to do is read the rules, enter the contest, and be one of the names picked by the randomizer. I know, a little trickier, but the odds of winning here are so much better than, say, the lottery and you could win a copy for your mom! Maybe she’d share! And it’s better than… You know.

Read the rules here. And enter.

Note: this contest is only open to Christina Dodd and Daughter of Montague newsletter subscribers.

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And finally…if you must give your mother boneless, skinless chicken, I’d advise cooking it first. Here’s a lovely, easy recipe for Chicken Piccata. Bring it to her (with a helping for you!) and serve with pasta, a fresh green salad, with a lovely bottle of wine.

 

Happy Mother’s Day to you, too, my dears, and your mom and your mom’s mom, and happy reading!

Warmly,

Christina Dodd
New York Times bestselling author

Need to catch up on the Daughter of Montague series?
— If you’re a Prime member, you can e-read A DAUGHTER OF FAIR VERONA free. You must be signed in with your Prime account. 4.2 stars with 1,312 reviews. Also available in hardcover, trade paperback and audiobook.

— Currently THUS WITH A KISS I DIE is $3.99 for Nook/Barnes and Noble. 4.8 stars with 113 reviews. Also available in hardcover and audiobook. The trade paperback will be released May 26.

— The novellas WHAT DREAMS MAY COME and MUCH ADO ABOUT MISTLETOE are available in eBook.

— You can view the reading order here.

 

I hate it when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner, and I remember I’m the mom and I have to cook dinner.